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Tally Rally!
03:31
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I wanna get next to you when I see you at the county fair
But first I've got some thinking to do over what I'm going to say
I must admit that I'm enraptured by you but my propensity is to stare
So maybe I can talk me through the complications of desire
Hey baby maybe Monsanto clean!
Don't wanna ROCK but I will say please
I'll shake your way if you'll dig my scene
Trying this out loud might just kill me
You're falling hard for me I know because I can smell
Your greasy smile and taste your long crooked hair
Anticipate desires and yes I did come prepared
With a twilight spot for us where we can hold to tonight
Hey baby maybe miscarried dreams!
Your dolly-rot was just on my shirt sleeve
We danced the Dance of Mutated Knees
But there's your face just confused by me
Said Fae Ray [Yow!]
Come join me in my brain for free
Spots of silver are prominent indeed
Reject the claim that I'm a V.C.R.
Playback is CLEAN and NEAT and plays this life a better...
Way too bleak FLOOR!
Come join me in my brain for free
Spots of silver are prominent indeed
Reject the claim that I'm a V.C.R.
Playback is CLEAN and NEAT..
Way too bleak FLOOR!
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Sharks That Do Things?
02:15
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Went to a picture show
Thought I talked to a friend I didn't know
Went into town and spun around like Moses baked our bread
Walked to a breaker's block
Said I can move but sure you'll drop to the lot
Because I'm the coolest android man with android pants now watch this move
So says to Shark Boy, I says... HEY!!!
You don't have the proper clearance for us to be sure your rights right
Medicate till it gets docile so we can build it back reversed in single file
Proper dosage to be determined patient's say isn't required at the current time
Close the book and sign this paper so we can progress here's my sharks smile
Yeah... whatever.
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My platypus ran really far away
Got bionic toes implanted yesterday
Now she's got a brand new leash on all her lice
My platypus got rocket boots now
Went straight to the moon and built Jupiter
So now she can breathe on the Sun
Shame shame shame
But static electricity now
Has a whole new scary meaning
And my platypus has got to be real afraid
My platypus had her birthday
Pikachu now runs super far away
Because my platypus rocked the place
Hey hey hey
My platypus
My platypus
M-m-m-m-m-m-my platypus
The Endangered Species Protection Act will protect your platypus from all predators, be they man or ROBOTS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If some electric rat comes to try and challenge your platypus, it can defend herself.
It has laser beams mounted on top of her skull. She will reign supreme.
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Crossbow Epitaph.
04:02
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Tell Dear Donna that I love her
Tell her that I truly care
Tell Dear Donna that I need her
Tell her that her love is fair
Ask her why she doesn't call me
Nearly as much as I (call) her
Tell Dear Donna that I need her love
And that I'm lost without the girl
Tell Dear Donna that my life is over
Tell her that it's all her fault
Tell Dear Donna that my time is coming to an end
And that I'm sick of all this pain
Ask Dear Donna where she's been at
Haven't seen her since I've searched
Showed up at her window twice now
And my heart it really hurts
Tell her that I really want her
To be in my arms tonight
Tell her that I truly need her love
And I'm feeling much like dirt
Tell Dear Donna that my life is over
Tell her that it's all her fault
Tell Dear Donna that my time is coming to an end
And that I'm sick of all this pain
Tell Dear Donna that I really wanted it
But that now this crossbow's my onliest friend
Where I'm gonna go you'll have to hold your own hand
Wishing we could sleep together underground
Tell her that I'm painting the walls on this fine night
But that the picture isn't one you'd want to keep
Tell my Dear Donna that whatever happens in her life
I'm the sob story little kid tonight
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I look at you in a fashion that's notably similar to
The way the flower looks at the sun
Which is to say I suppose that I don't really care about you directly
I just use you for the warmth and food
I can't crawl away
From myself when you're with me
Try to tell myself that
It's alright
Looking through the windows that are painted over with grease from the years greet me as I
Lay in this room wondering if I'll see
I try to take something beautiful
Paint it with the oils from my skin and machined joints
The residue from ceilings that leak
It looks like it did
In my head only jaundiced
Like it happened in my dream
The same way it never could
I think I need this more than I ever, did when I was there by your side
I'm thinking violence claimed its new home that, you built in my mind, and I want out now
Can't you just go home with some one else?
I'll try to crawl my way out of this room now
I break my fingernails trying to escape
I just want out my teeth hurt I'm not ready
AWESOME!
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6. |
Scrotchy In The Lake!!!
03:09
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I don't like you, and I don't think I can
Make the decision with the information I have
Seems so hopeless that I'm resigned to the mistake
Maybe... I just can't escape
Maybe it's the condition I'm in and perhaps it's my desire to obfuscate
Sleep tends to diminish perceptions and allotments of time I might use to mitigate
Reality as a malleable component to the the whims of those who are awake
To the unforeseen misfortune of those not conscious to complain
Hoping over hope that my own desires be counted among those that carry weight
But unless I wake and raise my own concerns then a passive rider I remain
I.... want my money back
Put it all on what I thought would work
No.... words can express remorse
Was gonna surprise you with a real big win
Fix.... all of this for me?
Pretty please? The misers want to take my hands
I wanted to say no
But you know how environments impact
Hold the bold assertions you make
Close to your chest and make a bet for me
Steal a tiger feed a lion pet a rhino paint him
Climb a building go skydiving just do something go on
Fall off the wagon buy a pound of Jamaican snod-grass poke monks
Mamma Mia this song keeps going so eat some cheese sticks let's all
Stop
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One two three four five six Seventh Heaven
Hey little fat kid
What are you going to do for yourself tonight?
Ghost of Wilfred Brimley
And His masterstache will haunt you for your crimes
Nobody loves me so chocolate will
If you don't like it you can all go to hell
It's a genetic condition so get off my back
I'm just eating pancakes to get school off my mind
Well hey fatter fat kid
When's the last time you've tried to walk the block
Just sitting in your room
Watching cooking shows like internet porn
Ask yourself why
They said it was cute when I was a child
But so much abuse when I grew my third chin
Gastric bypass just it wasn't enough
I gained the weight back through parental neglect
Nobody loves me so candy bars will
I'm blaming you for the condition I'm in
I'm always sweating (because of) a disease not my weight
Just call a doctor and Pizza Hut for me
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Euphoric Gal.
04:35
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I can see you there, across the park
With your bright red hair, green eyes so dark
I would like to meet, carry you away
In my home I'll keep you shut away
I thought you might like it in my head
If you give me your heart I'll preserve it all
I can take away all of your pain
Make you dream of me for all your days
Our love won't decay although your body will
You scream for a savior, but I'm already here
I'll make you the happiest girl not alive
This chloroform is just our game
With this bag you're in, I'll carry you away
To a place where we can spend your life
Taking you apart because you're mine
When I eat your lungs, you'll breathe through me
And your eyes can watch from bedside dreams
While I hold your skin in which I cry
It's all for your love which can now never die
Our love won't decay although your body will
You scream for a savior, but I'm already here
I'll make you the happiest girl not alive
Not alive
Our love won't decay although your body will
You scream for a savior, but I'm already here
I'll make you the happiest girl not alive
Not alive
Not alive
Not alive
Not alive....
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Ugh... Its eleven thirty. Damn is my head throbbing.
I smell like... stale Bourbon? Poured by homeless dregs, the ones that piss themselves for the warmth.
Ahh... My last cigarette, a crushed pack and a lucky lighter.
I'll let the tendrils of smoke slip through my fingers and climb into the slowly rotating ceiling fan.
I'm dwelling in this chalk around my already dessicated sense of well being, this dust that I frequent for its comfort.
There's my jacket, I'll set to walking, too bleary eyed to know what goddamn street I'm on.
A woman, standing on the corner, her makeup like a cracked sidewalk
Her blistered eyes tell stories of a thousand nights standing right here, waiting for some car to pick her up
A sense of familiarity? I think so
I knew the girl behind that weathered mask
And there used to be a spark in her eye, when her life was on fire
But that was many years ago, when I could see in color
So I crossed the street to where I lived, back so long ago
In the days where friends still came around, still talked to me
Another friend I loved is in the ground, who used to say he'd do everything
Burned up like a pack of matches, for one moment before he was gone
Like so much of myself.
Like all of what used to make us go on
I need one more drink
One more cigarette
To disappear
Please just help me
We had a reason to live
We all had aspirations
Moved on to reality of our age
Much like disease
I've found myself amiss
Gone from what I loved
We've all grown so damn old
Can't hold on, can't hold out
One more taste of my old life
I hold my head as high as I can, but i still can't see over the line.
The horizon of a new day still seems every bit as far
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Random Violence!
03:15
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Random violence random violence random violence random violence
Random violence random violence random violence random violence
Get you in the back and cut you into little pieces
Trap you in the house and stalk I bleed you out
Walking slowly but I'll catch up with you every time
Break through walls and I.....
Just a hulking nightmare that you'd tell your friends around the fire
Was a spooky legend made to scare the children to behavior
Nothing really out there during blackest nights to keep alert for
That just goes to show you what suggestive themes can get you in to
Random violence random violence random violence random violence
Random violence random violence random violence random violence
Looking through the windows taking careful stock
Of all the horny teens that populate this box
Supple young and maybe ripe with blood I'll paint
On these walls a message to......
Tearing naked teens apart to satisfy my basest urge
Screaming crying running hiding doesn't keep this beast from you
Hopeless now you know your friends have next we come down fast on you
Damaged scared and desperate girl turns out she might just be a virgin?
Ow, ow ow ow owwwww wowwow wowoow ooww wowoww o wwwowwooowwooooo
This is the end of the song
This is the end of the song, kids
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To Tom w/ Malice!
07:19
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Go
Nobody ever loved you anyway
They just sat around and watched you play on myspace
You wrote a blog and took a picture
And you posted it and you thought about it
And nobody commented and everybody thought so you obviously
And you're watching and you masturbated to internet porn probably
And you decided to see the same trumpets
[indecipherable]
I don't want to be a part of your friends list
[laughter]
My life's become a reality show
My friends all watch and maybe the net will approve
And I can be famous
I don't think that a microphone
Is a very good place to call a home
But I sort of crave the validation now
The world can watch as I do my deeds
I'll let them know when I fulfill my every need
I'll update it to my feed
Privacy?
Who wants that when you're digitized like me?!
Why read a book when I've got youtube at my feet?
What'd you see and what did i say?
Post a tweet about it right away
Who is this Huxley guy anyway?
I'm moving over to facebook
Yes going to facebook facebook
Add to friends!
No friends?
Add to friends!
Have no friends, have no friends, in the skin world!
I have sooooo many friends
They all reallllly like me
Always there to approve
I will never be unknown
Life is all that i dream
Rainbows and unicorns
Deliver binary smiles
i will never be alone
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[story]
I've got a wallet full of ass
I bust it out like I'm a mad fuckin pimp
You better keep a hold like a bitch is told
And maybe you can stay on the ride with me
[Joke]
Yeah so maybe I'm on the run
But life without this shit it aint that god damn fun
So check this shit and hold my dick
There aint notime to fucking fuck around today
[Joke]
Now this is the part where I pull my nine
But holy shit it's the cops
I cock my shit and empty clips
Like I'm the fucking emperor of this whole god damn town
What happens when a cow falls into a barbed wire fence?
You know what happens?
UDDER DESTRUCTION!!!
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